a bit from my nano.

I know I missed last weeks post because I was focused on my Nano for this year and to be honest I ran out of stuff I had prewritten.  So any thing that follows this post will be all new stuff but it may be a bit before I get any thing up depending on how my writing goes.  I’m a little burned out due to the Nano but I will try to get something up next week.  If your wondering what Nano is check out www.nanowrimo.org.  Here is a bit from this years Nano, the rest need lots of editing and cleaning up before I post it here.  My Nano is a satire of the life of a World of Warcraft character and this is the life of my auctioneer character.

the life of Iba. Yea yea the lights go up I’m standing in The Exodar by the mail box by the auction house. Just like I am every time the lights of up or down. Oh looky I got mail just like every time the lights go up. Lets see fourteen mail from the alliance auction house with expired auctions seven successful auctions, well at least those will have coin in them, most of which I’ll mail away to Sno, Death or Panda and a few others. Well ten percent is mine but most of my profits get mailed to some Yarri chick that doesn’t even show up on the books she must be an extortionist. She sends me crap to auction too and all that money goes to her when ever she wants it otherwise I just hold it for her. Look theres a package from her now. Lets see whats inside. Well a note telling me to sell this in the auction house, theres a stack of knothide leather scraps, two stacks of knothide leather, a malachite, and four stacks of light leather. Light leather, I haven’t seen light leather from her in about a year she must have been out power leveling a baby character. Here is a package from Panda. Lets see there is usually good stuff in Pandas packages. Astralaan orb of the invoker, Kunzite necklace of intellect, Retro-spike club of the gorilla, Eldr’naan bracelets of intellect, two bundles of netherweave cloth, and a Permafrost dagger of the whale. Those ought to sell great, but where do they come up with those names? A note from Yaari saying to send so and so three hundred fifty gold and to mark it in the books as a loan, no interest. What am I First Charity bank of Azaroth? She really needs to start charging interest on her loans. Well thats the end of the mail for now. Over to the auction house to put these in. Haven’t they heard of stairs someones going to bust their butt going down this ramp carrying all the crap they have for auction. Which teller should I head to today? Eoch, Iressa, or Fanin? I guess I’ll go to see Iressa shes kind of cute and I like her she is quick with the lists. Well let me start with the leathers. Light leathers bringing in a few coins lets see Lowpricesam has the low price of course, well I’ll undercut him by about twenty five percent on his opening bid and match his buyout price so I don’t drive the market down on these but it will put mine at the top of the lists and people usually buy from the top down the list. There we go and the same procedure for the knothides and the malachite. Well now to look up and see what the prices for the items are going for look for the level range of the items in their class of item and see what similar items are going for and match or undercut the price as I see fit. I figure they will sell at those prices. I’d like to figure out where they come up with the deposit amounts some are insane and others are so cheap. I think they pull them out of the air. Speaking of air yo you at the key board controlling all of this I would like to get out and get some fresh air and get away from this incessant hum in here its driving me batty. Ah here we go up the ramp hey look I’m headed to the ramps outside nope turning around to the mailbox again. Well here I am standing at the mailbox again you fucking tease. I want to go out and adventure like the rest of the world. Let me get out of here, asshole. Damn there go the lights again.